妻:你在作什麼啊?

WifeWhat are you doing?

夫:沒作什麼。

HusbandNothing.

妻:沒作什麼?你看著我們的結婚證書,足足有一小時了。

Wife 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.

夫:我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。

Husband I was looking for the expiry date.

 

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妻: 要吃晚餐嗎?Wife : Do you want dinner?

夫: 當然!我可以選擇嗎?Husband : Sure! What are my choices?

妻:要或不要。 Wife : Yes or no.

 

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妻:為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡?

WifeYou always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?

夫:當問題發生時,不管有多困難,我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。

HusbandWhen there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

妻:你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊!
WifeYou see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!

夫:是啊!望著妳的照片我問自己,還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢?
HusbandYes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?

 

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女孩:婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾,以減輕你的負擔。

GirlWhen we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

男孩:親愛的,妳真體貼,但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。

BoyIt's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.

女孩:哦?那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。

GirlWell that's because we aren't married yet.

 

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子:今早我和爹地一起搭車,他要我讓座給一位女士。

SonMom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

母:嗯,你這麼做是對的。

MomWell, you have done the right thing.

子:但是,媽,我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。
SonBut mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

 

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一位新婚的先生問他太太:如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我,你會嫁給我嗎?

A newly married man asked his wifeWould you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?

女人溫柔的答道:親愛的,不管是誰留下財產給你,我都會嫁給你的。

The woman replied sweetlyHoney, I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!

 

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女孩對著男友說:吻我一下,我就永遠屬於你了。

Girl to her boyfriendOne kiss and I'll be yours forever.

男孩回道:謝謝您提早警告我。

The guy repliesThanks for the early warning.

 

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妻問夫:你最喜歡我哪一點?我美麗的臉龐,還是我性感的軀體?

A wife asked her husbandWhat do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?

他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍,回道:我喜歡你的幽默感。

He looked at her from head to toe and repliedI like your sense of humor.

 

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